Ladeeeez and Gentlemeeen!

Welcome to my review of Hannah Tan's H-Factor Creative Youth Workshop at Pan Pacific Hotel,Kuala Lumpur on the 2nd of November 2008.

Yes,yippie. I know,I know.

Firstly,we were told to arrive at8 a.m. to school as the bus was to leave by 8.15 for the programme,which was supposed to be starting at 9.

BUT.

You know la,we Malaysians. In this case,I had hurried my parents nd left my house at 7.55 a.m. I seriously thought I was freaking late and the bus was going to leave in 5 minutes and I would have to chase it. What a laugh.

Get this.

When I reached school at 8.05,guess what I saw.

The teachers had not arrived yet.

Welcome to Malaysia,where time is considered absolutely nothing,and sacrificing your beauty sleep to sit in a bus stop at school with 15 other people in the humid tropical weather is NOT,I repeat NOT considered a big deal.

I could have slept till 8.30.

The teachers and the bus arrived at -drum roll,please!- 8.45 a.m.

O.o"

What the hell right? I mean,as if you all don't know what KL jams are like,any day of the week. At least take the initiative to come on time,and not be known as the school who came last. That's what we all thought.

BUT. (My posts got a lot of "buts" and "howevers". Sorry l,deal with it.)

We arrived at about 9.25 a.m. I was thinking shit la,we are so dead. When we went there,the first thing we had to do was register.

Oh,oh,wait,rewind. Did I tell you the best part about the bus? =) No? Okay. Here it is.

THERE WERE NOT ENOUGH SEATS.

I have no idea WHY,because the bus was a 50 seater,and there were 48 of us on the bus.

Malaysia maaah...Semua boleh.The one country where despite having more seats than passengers in a vehicle,there are STILL not enough seats for the passengers.

Man,we should get a prize.

Okay. Continuing. After we signed up right,this is what we got :

Don't be scared la,that's not a cult sign or anything. It's just my hand chopped with an "H". Nice a not? Nice la nice la..I know..=)

Anyhoo.

After we got our hands chooped and orange tickets given to us,we were given breakfast. You would think that the programme had started by then and we were getting VIP treatment,but no. The programme had not started,and by then it was already around 9.45. (Malaysia Boleh!)

We were given mee goreng and teh tarik for breakfast,which was quite okay la. Not too bad. =)

Aaaaafter breakfast,we were told to hang aroung for a while till they set up the place.Unfortunately,that for a while turned out to be till 11 a.m. Yeah.

Cherise and I hung around reading magazines about Ellen Degeneres and her girlfriend Portia's wedding. (What the hell?!!! I love Ellen! How could she be a lesbian? Ugh! Not that I was hoping she would come to me or anything,but I just really admire her. XD) Anyway,after that bit of shocking news that a jakun like me did not know,we got really sick of waiting around. So,me being me,tried to pry open one of them doors to see what was going on,only to be stopped by a very unfriendly gorilla looking bouncer. Whoops.

And THEN. I saw Hannah Tan come out and talk to some really gay looking fat guy in a pink shirt. Dunno who the hell is the fella,damn gay is all I know as his shirt was a very fluorescent pink.

*discovery* Hannah Tan laughs like a donkey...HEE HAW! I swear on God,she was talking to Pinky and she laughed,and she really did sound like this : Snort snort HEE HAW!! HEE HAW!!

Yes,I'm a bitch. XD

Anyway. We were then FINALLY allowed to go in.

And now,I'm really losing my patience with all this typing so you've just got to wait till tomorrow to know more. =)

Do I rock or do I rock?

I RULE. =)